Carol Burnett
Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.
Ana
It's much better to be single then in a relationship where you feel like a constant failure.
Marilyn Monroe
I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
Elizabeth Asguith
Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.
Georg Lichtenberg
I cannot say whether things will get better if we change; what I can say is that they must change if they are to get better.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late.
Henry Rollins
I know you'll never love me, but maybe you'll stay awhile.Henry Rollins
Mitch Hedberg
If you find yourself lost in the woods, fuck it! Build a house. "Well, I was lost, but now I live here. I have severely improved my predicament.